Funny Facebook Awkward Moments

Who says facebook is boring?
Check out the pics below. I got them at College Humor.

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Funny of the day

Just When You Thought You’ve Seen Awesome, You Meet This:
Birdie Dilemma
Ignore Me Doing This
Playtex
Spic and Span
Fanboy
The Milkmen

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Drunk and Drunker

Last Saturday was my birthday. I have the opportunity to live in this sinful world for 27 years and still counting. Thank you Lord.
As for the party? Well, I asked my college friends to go at my place to drink vodka until they pass out. We started at around 3 pm and end by 7am [...]

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Interview. Interview. Interview.

I just had another interview. It sucks big time. It goes something like this:
Can you tell me more about yourself more or less?
More.
No, no, no… I meant can you tell me more about yourself.
Oh. Okay. My name is Alen and I am a rage-aholic. I love beating people up into a pulp. I enjoy blood [...]

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Current mood: Magbasa

Currently Reading: Mga Kwentong Parlor ni Wanda Ilusyunada and Masculadoll

Funny, funny books. Di ko pa nauumpisahan basahin, mejo ini-scan ko pa lang pero talagang super tawa na talaga ako. Next na lang ang review.
Let’s support our kapwa pinoys sa mga books nila.
p.s
kuya j, next na yung Kapeng Arabo, mejo mahal sya. [...]

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funny of the day: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

I got this from this link.
Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been [...]

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what a waste of human space

I am not someone to bash people. I’ve been reading Dlisted and this shiz caught my attention – the mother of the year <insert sarcastic laugh here> Dina Lohan.
I really liked Lindsay Lohan back in Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. Well, to be honest those are her only movies  that I’ve watched, but I love [...]

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slip of the tongue and crushes

I met up with my hubby yesterday at SM San Lazaro (which is actually 5 minutes away from where we live) and we ate dinner at Pizzahut. Its actually my first time to go out after my D&C. Like literally go out of our house.
Anyway, while ordering, our server (I think his name [...]

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p.s

Yesterday, I was talking to a caucasian gay friend from Arizona. He kept on telling me that I am sarcastic and he didn’t like it.
Am I really?
I know I am sometimes. It’s just that during our conversation, I was never sarcastic to him.
Friend: Are you spontaneous?
Me: I guess so.
Friend: How can you say you are?
Me: [...]

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on not liking twilight and abusing the word “book”

Remember my post about twilight?
About me liking it – like really, really like?
Ok. I lied. Or maybe I’m not at that moment. Or maybe I’m torn? Well you see, the thing is, I like the book – because it’s funny. A light-read. The one where you wont have to think of digging through to get [...]

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Anilao, Batangas Roadtrip

Biglaan lang ang outing na to. Basta napag-usapan lang.
Sobrang saya as in.
We went snorkeling nung 2nd day.
These are just some of the pics captured on cam. You can see other pics on my friendster account.

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on dieting and not succeeding

just when i am in the middle of my strict dieting, my hubby brings home a box of moist brownies for us to share.
who am i to resist?
a brownie shared is much fun than starving yourself.
and i need a new diet plan.

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on being assuming and hating bouquets

While browsing my friendster account, I couldn’t help but notice that an “old friend” viewed my profile, so of course I viewed him back.
He looks just about the same, only more older..well it had been 6 years since I last talked to him face to face. We rarely see each other in school, but even [...]

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some issues

To those of you who thinks I’m turning into anorexic or bulimic girl, think again. Don’t worry.. I’m not. By stating that I’m STARVING means I’m just cutting back the junk foods and the sweets for a little while.

Anyway, I’ve been having this body issues (not really weight issues since I think I weigh [...]

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Blind dates are not my thing

One of my friends called me up and insists that I go and pick her up in Greenbelt that Saturday. I don’t want to go out but being a good friend that I am, I went to pick her up at Starbucks. I texted my friend to tell her that I’m already in Starbucks and [...]

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I could definitiely call it Entertainment!

I saw this movie (Canadian film [dubbed in French] which unfortunately the title I cant seem to remember) before that could be one of the reasons why I became so obsessed with men with big, firm butts. It’s a sex-comedy (or soft-porno) whose story revolves around an average-looking girl named Amelia. Amelia is a virgin [...]

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Sa office namin..

Madalas akong tamarin sa opisina. Naguumpisa yan sa oras na mga ala-una hanggang ala-syete y media. Araw-araw ganon ang nararamdaman ko.. Nag-iiba lamang yan kung sakaling mabagal ang oras, mga tipong 12:55 pa lang inaantok na ako.

Pero di din naman lahat ng oras ay nararamdaman ko ang pagkabagot sa pinagtatrabahuhan ko. May mga [...]

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On soul searching and puking

I had to dig deep into my wasted mind about the last time I said I was going to “purify my soul” by being a good girl.. yeah right, purify my ass..

Everything is still crystal clear.. there was this one time when me and my friends went out. we went to a bar, well we [...]

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Almost in love

I finally met the man of my dreams. He’s sweet, caring, thoughtful and understanding. He’s a good listener and always on my side when I’m in pain. Napansin kong we have many things in common, although most of the times ay napaka playful nya.. pero di ba nga, that’s what makes it exciting? I like [...]

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Episode 2: SGV : Girl Power

Kadadating pa lang ni Mang Johnny galing sa karerahan ng abutan nya ang ating bida na si Pina na halos magkanda-kirat na sa pagpapakyut kay Lito, the chief mangangayod habang nagkakayod ito ng niyog.
Lito: uhmm fuck! uhmp! ahhmmp! uuhh!
Pina: Hihi kyuti talaga ever ni Lito may labs!
Mang Johnny: Hoy Pina! Aba;y ang laway e natulo [...]

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Episode 1: Giant Vibrator and the Super Bona

Naliligo si Aling Tinay sa kubeta, pero dahil hindi naman sya ang bida wala na tayong pakialam pa sa paliligo nya.

Isang umaga, biglang napabalikwas ng bangon ang ating bidang si Pina sa kanyang pag byu-byuti rest dahil sa lakas ng katok ng kanyang biep na ni hindi ko man lang nabigyan ng pangalan. Itago na [...]

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Background Check

Ok so nakita at nadama ko ang mainit nyong pagtanggap sa ating karakter na si Pina. Na touch ako dahil lahat kayo ay nagkomento sa
ating bida na ito.. At dahil ako ang moderator wala kayong magagawa ok?! Siguro bago natin suungin ang munting mga pakikipagsapalaran ni Pina ay bibigyan ko muna kayo ng munting background [...]

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Pina (The Untold Story)

May kwento ako ha.. basa lang kayo…
Magsisimula ang ating kwento ng biglang maisipan ni Pina na mamasyal suot ang kanyang bagong-bagong high-heel shoes at puting skirt.
Papito-pito pa ang malanding dalaga habang pakendeng-kendeng itong naglalakad sa isang eskinita sa palengke sa kainitan ng araw. Maganda naman si Pina kaya lang may pagka may sayad.. Pero wala [...]

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Tama na yan..

Ilang oras ka ng nag aantay sa jowa mo sa meeting place nyo, umulan na at nabasa ka na dahil kahit tag-ulan ay di mo ma-take na magdala ng payong, bwisit kasi all white attire ka pa namn!…badtrip!
3 oras ka ng nakapila sa canteen.. ang bibilhin mo lang namn ay isang cup ng rice take [...]

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Mura.. @%&@!

Hay naku memories.. Gusto mo palupitan?! It was during my 2nd year highschool in Ermita Catholic nung biglang nagambala ang aking peaceful na paghihilik habang nagtuturo ang aking teacher na si Sir Jo Panganiban na napipikon pag tinatawag ko syang JoPang (na sa tingin ko naman ay cute na name..) ng bigla ko marinig ang [...]

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Telephone

Naranasan mo na bang mamura sa phone? E yung mabagsakan dahil “wala daw nakatira don” na tao na hinahanap mo? Bad trip no?!
Aminado namn akong pasaway akong bata. Kung ano yung mali madalas sa hindi yun ang gagawin ko. Gusto ko lagi akong nakakaganti sa mga taong nambwisit sa kin.. gusto ko fair lang.. Pero [...]

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Alak at Yosi

Malakas ka bang uminom? Do you consider drinking tons of beer pampalipas ng oras? Do you smoke? Para ka bang tambutso? If you answer yes to one of this questions, aba pare, this article is for you! *cheers*
First time kong makatikim ng alak is when Im still in 2nd year highschool, same as with yosi.. [...]

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