Okay, so its 6pm and your totally bored.. you dont know what to do and your stuck in your desk while that annoying drag dresser walks in front of you.. what the hell are you going to do?! here are some tips that you could follow.. it just takes guts and a really good sense of humor to do this..
Some great ways to annoy people at work…
1.Call your colleagues and ask for your self (Don’t disguise your voice.)
2. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
5. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘PRODUCTION REPORT’
6. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers..it is also advisable to have a fear of puncher..
7. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favours”
8. Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
9. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
10. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
12. Don’t use any punctuation
13. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
14. Ask people what sex they are.
15. Specify that your drive through order is “to go.”
16. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
17. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
18. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
19. Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can’t attend the social event because you’re not in the mood.
20. Pretend your phone is a CB when talking with clients.
